March 17, 1983"Wochen end" is a weekly magazine published in Germany. Most of the articles are small: Four or more to a page. Therefore, rather than make a page for each article, this page will have articles from multiple issues (Four so far). Translations are done through Google's Language Tools and my feeble attempts to make sense of the results. Anyone willing to help with translations may contact me at the email address on the front page. The original text is available if you're willing to help. Oh, if you want large versions of the covers, visit the covers gallery.
March 17, 1983
It’s hardly believable that the curvy Audrey Landers doesn’t have anything to do with men. Allegedly she actually has a fear of the first time - and every time after that, probably.
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Twice Audrey Landers: as nightclub singer Afton in "Dallas" and slightly wicked in very delicate underwear |
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With increasing age, women are ever more embarrassed to publicly recognize their innocence to the country. Since a such confession often scares men of her craft, who cringe rather than venture forward courageously on new ground and maybe risk rejection. And in such a way many female beings difficult to their unaffectedness - a lot, which also is granted to the luscious Audrey alias Afton Cooper?
Since now became known that this hot Dallas star with the super voice could still be a virgin. However, only one insider is circulating the rumor for the time being.
An actor colleague who does not speak well of J.R.s ex-lover got a laughing fit when she heard about it.
“Audrey has inhibitions and fear, nevertheless, at most before the first time with a new partner,” she giggled.
A impudent assumption, which hopefully never comes to the ears of the nice
John Silver. Since he is engaged to Audrey - and would have to know therefore,
actually, certainly whether she is at 25 a still unplucked rose.
October 6, 1983
The hot Landers sisters love each other so much that they don't want to be separated for one second, if possible. Which naturally raises certain problems for their private life - which they have yet to fully grasp, however.
The problem presents itself it so clearly! "Audrey," her Mama once said, "always remember, tell your little sister Judy everything, so she won't be sad!"
The sweet blond took this reminder to heart -- even to this day. And Audrey (Afton) gladly shares with her year round, because the two love each other sooo.
Anyone who thinks bad of this sibling affection is a scoundrel. But unfortunately such scoundrels exist, and one of them now sets the following rumor into the world: "The hot Landers sisters have really found an elegant solution for their private lives. To avoid the pain of separation, instead of going individually to find a man, they now and then find themselves a man to share the tried and true way." Thus the saying: A man for two. What of it?
If one thinks of the Dallas appearances of the curvaceous duo, it could be worse. Because there the two first become J. R.'s to spend on sweets, and afterwards to his embittered opponent Cliff Barnes.
November 10, 1983
At least not to rich Arabs:The curvy Audrey Landers is willing to be hired for secret parties thrown by Arab millionaires — for singing and dancing.
Oh, là là! Dallas' Afton wants to entertain sheikhs on their property in December. What a sensational message! Naturally, that statement brings some hot fantasies to mind.
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For example, the dance of the seven veils — but who needs seven! One would be enough. The supple belly, a flash of breast — that would be enough to drive the Middle-East gentlemen wild and offer entire herds of camels just to add the bewitching Audrey to their harem.
But unfortunately that is not likely to happen. All you Dallas fans can calm down. Afton is going anywhere. Actually, the sweet one could not say no to the mad offer of the rich Arabs, but soon in some luxury apartment she would bring her talents to a husband she gets no support from — herd of camels or no herd of camels.
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Thus she will only grant her delightful charms to the gentlemen wearing burnouses, for a high fee. In addition there are some dance and singing numbers on the program. Because while her voice is worth the price, her "Nightgown Show" at a recent appearance at Joachim Fuchsbergers received tremendous acclaim.
Seriously, it is true that the Arabs throw secret parties. That sounds in itself very exciting and somewhat immoral. However, touching is forbidden.
"In case you do not please them particularly well , or vice versa", threw in an actor colleague laughing. She quickly stressed that the gentlemen were certainly the decent sort. How beautiful! Then nothing bad can happen to Audrey.
December 21, 1983
Even if the biceps is strong and otherwise everything magnificently trained, the passionate Audrey Landers does not say no. Without getting however the crucial "I do" over the lips: She doesn't want to get married until she's 30 - and she plans to use the time before extensively - muscle...
The Hollywood party in full swing. Only one lovely blonde is standing somewhat lost in the corner. But her sweet face suddenly comes alive. "Stormy Weather" breathes the petite woman.
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The reason for this outbreak of emotion: a man. But what a man! He is not wearing a jacket, so his splendid muscles show clearly beneath his shirt. And not just there! The evening has suddenly taken an interesting turn...
A friend of the star who portrays Afton on "Dallas" only snickered
when she heard about this episode. "Typical Audrey," she chuckled. "When it
comes to
men with muscles, she is like a razor-sharp knife. Her mother is constantly
walking around in fear. Since her daughter is making more frequent singing
and film appearaces with muscle bound hunks."
Audrey recently admitted the fact that her mother is really anxious : "She would like it very much, if I got married soon." But the Dallas beauty would like to dream while she is still single- about muscles.
